Obligatory First Post That is Bound to Be Aweful

Dear Diary,

Shit wrong doc, what ever...

Dear Diary,

So my agent told me if I made a blog a told people my life story I would become rich and powerful. So I fired him. But the good news is that I like telling random people random shit. My name is of no concern to you so you may address me in one of a couple ways. #1 Dude #2 His Dudeness #3 El Duderino #Admiral Battle Shots (to be explained later) or #5 Fonts, its my last name, good luck goggling it. Now the first thing you need to know about me if I, the amazing Blogger, am to have any connection with you, the hopefully amazing audience it is this. I swear, a lot. Its just part of my personality so have fun with that. Second, I play bass, it is the for string wonder instrument that has been my passion for 7 months even though I suck at it. We are like quarreling lovers but that's for another post. If you know me and happen upon this blog, please, just turn away this has possibly everything to do with you, or nothing. (See if you know me, that's a pun.) Besides being a bangin Bassist and lyrical mastermind among other modest concessions, I am a very straight forward person. I tell things like they are and don't like to beat around the bush so to speak, so this is me, trying to help you figure out life so you don't screw up quite as often as I do. I am a humble man as I assume you have gathered from this exquisite introduction, so a lot of my writing will be on top of swear-filled, sarcastic. My parents hate it, my teachers hate it, my friends tolerate it (just kidding they hate it too) but I do it any way. I'm typing this at 1:15AM because that's how I role and because my regular life is too busy for something my ex-agent thought would get me famous. Also lets get something clear,I never had an agent, I'm not that good people come on... Finally on the off chance that these posts aren't just awesome college updates to brag to my High School friends about,I hope you pick up some tips, tricks, warnings, and just good life basics, from a bassist.

Don't Be a Stranger,
Just Some Guy Who Likes to Talk