Friday, November 21, 2014

My notes on the Antiderivative

       Fonts, man, what the fuck? Why are you writing so many blogs when you have so much homework to do?

       Well caring stranger, it's because homework is dumb and my calc teacher is an asshole. So instead of learning about the anti derivative I'm gonna tell you all about my wild and crazy night last night.

       It all started in my dorm room. I was really bored and really didn't want to write the paper that was due the next day. So I got on Spotify and started listening to my awesome taste in music. Around that same time I was like, "I hate when my friends don't blog for a while, but I haven't either so I'll do a blog thing. So from 9 to 10:15 I listened to the Watsky album and wrote my last post. So that was all well and good until I looked up and it was midnight. So sat down, opened word and tried to start writing. I figured its the Cuban Missile Crisis I could manage to bullshit 4 pages out of it. But it was also a book review. A book I was 40 pages into. So from 1am to 5am I read all 160 missing pages. At 8am I woke up from my short nap and got Starbucks (large coffee, black, 3 shots of espresso) and proceed to crank out 1499 words (1500 word cap). Handed it 5 minutes before it was due. So that was a fun day. Then on Wednesday, I had a paper due at 10pm so what did I do, obviously wait til 8pm to start typing it.

       This was by far my craziest week so far in college. So I've kept the going out to a minimum, and tried to handle my shit. I fly home on Tuesday and I've caught myself day dreaming about getting back to RI. But I'll say this and then dread the actual traveling I'll be going over the next 3 weeks. Be listening to some really fun relaxing music, having some heart to hearts with people and drinking more iced tea, despite it getting pretty cold down here. The song I been vibing with is "Who Says" by John Mayer, Tom, if your reading this, help a brother out on Saturday ;). The heart to hearts have been... helpful, though I'm kinda looking forward to being face to face with the bros again. And the iced tea has been delicious, 2 ice cubes, lemon wedge, tall glass, good time.

Until next time, keep writing, keep thinking, keep dreaming, keep living,
Matthew

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