Funny Conversations

What up nerds, so to most of you who are enjoying Florida: Fuck You, it's cold up here, to the other people hanging around, hope you guys are hanging in there ha ha. Spring break has been pretty cool so far but it's gonna get a lot better this weekend, new Everything of Nothing is coming down the pipe, tell your friends. Now to the real meat of this story, So me and my pal Maeve were shooting the shit today when a funny topic came up: Alternate Realities. The gist of the conversation went like this: Whats would these friends be like in an alternate reality, like the exact opposite of themselves, this is what we came up with, enjoy.

This is from the perspective of an imaginary extra friend in our friend group.

Caellum Kerr: This 5'5'' bundle of joy is as muscular as they come. He is a tri-varsity athlete in Football (he plays Linebacker), Hockey, and Lacrosse, his athletics make up for his lack of depth in the class room and he's not a huge fan of sarcasm, it really bothers him. He also has an impressive mustache.

Mike Gibb: The play boy of the friend group, he has a different girl on his arm ever week. And don't bring your problems to him either, he's a terrible listener and probably doesn't care. His rhythm is awful and you can usually only catch him listening to country music, if anything.

Tom O'Rourke: This blond is as confident as they come, a genius headed to MIT next fall he really never doubts himself in anything. He's also never afraid to voice his opinions (even if on the inside he could give a damn about somethings). But I do feel bad for him on one front, the kid has been trying to learn to play guitar for 6 years and we are all nice about it, but he is really REALLY bad...

Claire Dorie: I'm not going to mince words, Claire is a slut, really it's bad. She rarely makes it to school on time and is definitely in the running with Gibb for least responsible friend. When ever she's not with one of her guy friends you can bet she's down at the bay with a joint. The makeup on that girl could cover the east coast of the united states. Strangely enough for a basic girl lie her, she can't stand Taylor Swift...

Maeve Hearten; Maeve is headed to the university of Florida next fall on a full ride soccer scholarship. As far back as anyone could remember Maeve was the "Sportiest" of the friend group, She would always be away on weekends playing in tournaments and everyday after school  at practice, the only way we really got to know her was because she and Tom have been in a long term committed relationship for over 3 years now.

Maya Wilson Estrella: This Puerto Rican- American mix has been towering over us since the day she stepped on campus, 6'1'' with no signs of slowing down. Maya is interesting that she's not really hugging person but still wants to be very close to people. She uses Spanish all the time to either confuse, surprise or annoy us and has a major presence on the Abbey Basketball team. She does have a bit of a mouth in Spanish and English.

Sawyer Dunn: Sawyer is your classic out going preppy girl. I don't think I know someone who owns more pastels. Between all the bright skirts and sweaters she wears I don't think she has ever repeated an outfit. Her long hair can be problematic sometimes but she loves it anyway. Her confidence is just bursting at the seems as she can be seen as both the sophomore class representative and front runner for her grade's head girl. Literally i think she might be friends with everyone and their parents.

Matthew Fonts: Kind of a quiet kid. Really keeps to himself. His parents worked in New York City and made a fortune before retiring to Newport, so he has money but does really show it. He's an average student, played one varsity sport pretty well and is currently enrolled in a no name school in the Midwest for college. We really don't know that much about him, he's kind of just there most of the time...